I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
(Source: noire-pandora)
u really only understand how drunk u are when youre peeing
(Source: glial)
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets)
Toni morrison (via selfstimulation)
(Source: drinkmilktea)
