I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.

(Source: noire-pandora)





roy-ality:

carryingyouwithme:

buy me roses. i’ll love you forever.

Stoked for my rosé ink

v-erum:

The ascension of lord GATS




DONT BE SAD LOOK AT THIS DUCK INSTEAD

cali-cocaine:

too dope

seababe:

u really only understand how drunk u are when youre peeing

(Source: glial)



electric-daisy-forest:

-



whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)







She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat recieves with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it’s there, because it can’t hurt, and because what difference does it make?
Toni morrison (via selfstimulation)

(Source: drinkmilktea)